Pirate Patrol: The Lake Mission
"Pirate Patrol: The Lake Mission" So there’s this 5-year-old kid named Max. He’s got a wild imagination and a pair of those oversized plastic binoculars—the kind that make everything look like it's 50 feet closer and slightly upside-down. One sunny afternoon, Max marches down to the small city lake near his house, decked out in full pirate-hunter gear: rain boots (no rain, but pirates don’t care about weather), a superhero cape (because obviously), and a cowboy hat (which he swears is pirate-approved). He plants himself right on the park bench, lifts those binoculars dramatically to his face, and starts scanning the lake like a seasoned Navy admiral. Parents walk by. Joggers pass. Ducks quack. Max doesn't flinch. Then suddenly—gasp! He spots something. “IT’S A PIRATE SHIP!” he shouts. Everyone turns to look... only to see an elderly man in a paddle boat, lazily tossing breadcrumbs to the ducks. Max squints harder, gripping his binoculars like a pro. “He’s got a be...